Paddler Problems: Dear Diary... <3 Paddy

8/13/2015
Dear Non-Paddler friend,

I know you are tired of hearing me talk about paddling. If you’ve noticed recently I’m getting much better at holding “normal” conversations with you when we are alone. At least, I like to think I’ve gotten better.

But please know that when other paddlers are around, we’re going to talk about paddling. We’re going to talk about it ALL THE TIME. And if there is any alcohol around, we’re probably going to talk about it REALLY loudly, with lots of hand gestures. This is just part of our nature, and nothing gets in nature’s way.

After all, you have to admit almost all of our paddling stories are super funny and don’t get old. And seriously, most of them are even better the third or fourth time you’ve heard them, because that’s usually when people starting adding really awesome potentially untrue details. It just adds to the flavor!

I know it makes you feel left out – and that makes me sad. So I’ve thought of a great compromise! You should just give in and come paddle with us. Like, tomorrow. Or today! And every weekend. Forever….

<3 Paddy

P.S. – Just a friendly reminder that if you say “rowing and paddling are the same” in front of everyone a second time, I can’t be responsible for your safety

7/13/15
Dear Diary,

A few days ago I threw away my 4^th pair of leggings. The sides were completely shredded, as though I had been mauled by a Bengal tiger. On my way back to my car, a homeless lady actually offered me some of her clothing.

 <3, Paddy

7/17/15
Dear Diary,

I went shopping for new office clothes over the weekend.  Nothing fits in the women's section, so I decided to try some men’s shirts on.  I told the cashier they were for my boyfriend.  They aren't.

Tank tops are “office casual” right?

Anyway, here’s hoping shoulder pads come back into style soon!

<3, Paddy

7/10/15
Dear Diary,

Hi, I’m Paddy! I haven’t written to you in a long time – not since my last diary got flung overboard by accident on my outrigger race to Catalina Island.

I hope you don’t meet the same fate! I like to think my old diary is relaxing with my old sunglasses and hats that were also sacrificed to the sea. Maybe some fish are reading my old entries and making grand tales of my adventures.

Anyway, I’m in the middle of another racing season and it has been amazing! Except a couple things….

I keep getting compliments on my toned, sexy back and arms – but no one at work seems to understand the unique struggles of muscular shoulders.

I threw away another shirt last week after the armpits of it started cutting off circulation to my biceps.  I hadn't worn the blouse since Christmas - I didn't realize how big my shoulders had grown since I started paddling again. I literally heard seams pop when I pulled it over my head.

<3, Paddy